Nemo and Classy take a piss together...

What are you doing?

What am I doing? I need a piss, sorry.

Shut the door. You're going to get caught.

You know what? I've just touched the toilet seat with my hands.

And I've got this in my hand as well.

So you're actually going to have to help me.

What do you want me to do?

You're going to have to do the honors for me, please.

I don't even know you.

You don't know me, I'm your porn star friend.

Do you mean you don't know me?

I was a bit shocked.

Come on, a piss for me.

A piss for you.

A piss, let me see.

Look at your face.

It's excited because I feel like I've got a sparkler.

Alright, you ready?

Yeah.

Let's see if you can handle it, right?

Let's see if you can do this.

Oh, oh.

Right, what I need you to do is get it on my f*cking under there.

Oh, that would be so good for your face, wouldn't it?

Oh, no, you see?

You d*ckhead, I did say that, didn't I?

You f*cking...

Do you know what?

I think you need to drink more fluids.

Really?

Shake it, shake it.

She doesn't understand that she's shaking it all over my leg right now.

This is the craziness of women.

Do you want me to try it?

Yeah, go on then, but at least get my phone out as well.

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