NDS - Roomies Ingeniously Come Up With A Plan To Get Good D
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Elliot Finn and Brandon Anderson are sick of the same old mediocre hookup. They're going to start giving a 5 point inspection to anyone that interest them. First up, Elliot takes on Shane Cook.
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Pass the arm around.
Wow, somebody's in a great mood.
What's your problem?
You know what my problem is?
There's no good dick around here.
And nobody knows how to give it to me the way that I want.
Seriously?
Mm-hmm.
Same with me, man.
I swear to God, it's getting ridiculous.
You too?
Yeah, with me.
I was just fucked a few guys last week.
And I swear to God, they all got together and they were just fucking with me.
That's how bad it is.
Tops just act like we're lucky to get cock.
But they don't even put in any work.
Right?
And we've already put in a lot of work before they even get here.
Fucking lame.
You know what? I have the perfect idea.
They treat us like holes. We should do the same to them.
If we were in the holes, we'd fuck each other's.
Not like that. Look, they treat us like pieces of meat.
So before we give them our asses, we should put them through...
We could give them a five-point inspection.
See if they're even fucking worth it.
Wait. San Diego's top top. We could rate them.
Share all our notes. It could be a competition show.
Shit. I'm so in.
Woo-giddy-woo-giddy-woo-giddy-woo!
I don't know what all this is about but I didn't agree to a foursome.
I just wanted some one-on-one regular sex.
Not adventurous.
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