Naughty neph

Yes, Auntie.

You know this is her house, and she's kindly letting us stay here.

So you'd think you'd have a little bit more respect for her, wouldn't you?

Yes, Auntie.

You know she doesn't like watching hardly any TV programmes,

so you'd think you'd let her watch the Antiques Roadshow, wouldn't you?

Yes, Auntie.

And so you still don't think that swearing is being rude to her?

I don't know, I don't think.

You don't know.

Well, I think I'll just have to get something a bit more to punish you with.

Stand off a second.

Right.

Let me take that off.

Back over.

So.

I've got my nice, hard, firm slipper to teach your naughty, awesome lesson.

Ow.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

It's fantastic, isn't it?

Yes, it's fantastic.

Well, until you admit your rude language...

...and also agree to apologise to Grandma...

...then I'm not going to stop.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

There. Seemed to hurt a little bit, did it?

Yes, Auntie.

Should have thought about that, shouldn't you?

Yes, Auntie.

So, you're going to admit what you did was wrong...

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