Naughty Girl Scout gets her cookie Creampied by Stepdad

haven't been able to meet my quota.

And it looks like I won't be able to go to the college tour.

I even looked online for sales techniques, and nothing.

Is this shirt, the white one, is that

part of your sales technique?

Yeah.

Yeah, I tried everything.

OK, well, you know, times are tough.

Maybe, you know, cookies just aren't

in people's budgets right now.

I mean, you know, maybe I can help you with these come-alongs.

OK.

Oh, my.

Is this your plan all along?

Is it OK if I eat your cookie before I diet?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's a little tight.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my.

Is this good?

Oh, my god, yes.

Wow.

Looks like I'm about to own a lot of cookies.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, so pretty.

Oh, man.

I love daddy.

Mm-hmm.

You love daddy's tongue?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

You sure?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Ask me for it.

Can I have it?

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Wow.

Mm.

Does that feel good?

Mm-hmm.

You're such a pretty girl.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Let's see these.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Shh.

Mm.

Shh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I love it.

Oh.

You want to get deep?

Uh-huh.

Oh, you're such a good girl.

I'm totally buying those cookies.

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

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