NAUGHTY AMERICA FUCK THE HANGOVER AWAY

Well, he went to work.

But don't worry, he talked to your boss and gave you a day off.

Okay.

Yeah, it's a little hot.

Yeah.

But it should be good for your hangover.

Yeah, I had a lot to drink last night.

That breakup with Liz was brutal.

Yeah, well, usually the first one is.

Plus, you've been dating since high school, so what, four years?

Yeah, a long time.

Yeah.

Listen, I think the best way to get over any breakup,

especially the first one, is just to get back out there

and get in that dating pool right away.

I waited way, way too long to start dating after the divorce.

But I gotta tell you, the first time I had sex,

it cured everything.

Well...

I would have to have sex the first time.

Um, you haven't had sex?

You guys dated for four years.

Yeah, but every time I try to get something going,

she'd shut me down.

Then I'd threaten to break up with her,

and then she'd string me along and shut me down again.

I think she gets this from her mother.

Yeah, I know her mother.

She and I went after her father at the same time.

And look at him now.

He's just...

God, it's pathetic.

He used to have such swagger.

Yeah, maybe in that four years,

we said half a dozen words to each other.

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