NAUGHTY AMERICA DEMANDS OFFICE ANAL SEX

So what?

Why do you care?

The office rules. They're breaking the office rules.

I just saw them sneak off together.

You know what I heard her tell him?

What?

I heard her say...

I've never had an orgasm.

Can you believe she gave him that bit?

Really?

Yeah, really. Talking dirty in a common area.

Jesus.

No, I mean really?

She's never had an orgasm?

What? No, she tells everyone that.

I heard her tell him Tom from HR the same thing like two weeks ago.

******* minutes later I saw him fucking on his desk.

It's disgusting.

Holy shit.

You alright?

If I've never had an orgasm, I would spend every fucking minute of every day trying to figure that shit out.

I wouldn't even have a job.

I would just be at home all day, trying to fuck myself with everything.

I would ride a horse naked. I would sit on a washing machine.

Oh my god, oh my god, I would electrocute my clit.

Whatever it took!

Kate, maybe you should just stop. Now you're talking all sexually charged, you're getting me all frustrated. What is going on with people in this office?

Shut up!

Now I'm freaking out.

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