Naked at Heathrow and massaging my scarred thigh and ass because cancer in the mid 90's has left it ruined
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On my way over to see UncleMotherFucker (check him/us out on Twitter) for five weeks I had two massive bags as well as hand luggage and was hurting like hell from the journey up… So I got naked in one of the disabled loos and massaged a special concoction of lotions and potions into my old knackered body! Haha. Yes! I had cancer in my pelvis in 1994 and the treatment for it left me battered and unbelievably self conscious and paranoid! So the fact that I'm here and doing this is such a major thing for me as I'm the kind of girl who used to have panic attacks at the mere thought of getting naked with someone! And look at me now… Getting naked at an airport en route to see the Love of My FetLife and filming it for thousands of people to see. Maybe, one day, it'll be millions?! Pahahahaha! A girl can dream eh? A girl can dream.
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I've got an ouchie on my finger.
So you can probably hear some other dryers going off in the distance.
I am in a disabled toilet because even though I did not need a wee, I did need to use the
facilities to do this.
The check-in hasn't opened and I've got two bags which weigh just under 23 kilos.
One is 22.8 and the other is 22.9.
And my hand luggage combined isn't actually that much different.
And thanks to a shitty real replacement driver...
In the interest of safety, parents who advise not to carry ******** on baggage trolleys
are allowed to play on the escalators.
It made it so much worse.
Passengers travelling abroad are reminded to check the UK Government's foreign travel advice
to stay up to date on the latest developments for your destination, even if you are returning
to a place you visited before.
There are so many announcements.
Sorry guys.
For security reasons, baggage left unattended will be removed and destroyed.
That's a different view isn't it?
Maybe that wasn't such a bad thing.
Are we going to say we like that?
My thigh is so massive compared to my bum and hip.
I just feel so out of proportion.
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