My Wife Fucks not My dad

Your wife?

Nice to meet you.

You're my wife?

He got married?

I got married, Dad.

Can you believe it?

You got married?

Yes.

Nice to meet you.

OK.

You're proud of me?

Come on now.

Yeah, she's pretty hot.

How does a loser like you get her?

A loser?

Come on, Dad.

He's a nice guy, right?

He met me at my old strip club.

Really?

Texas.

We were down there.

Yeah, a strip club?

Yeah, a dancer.

I prefer.

Yeah, exactly.

Entertainers, yeah.

Were you tossing out your allowance to her

that I gave you?

You know, he gave me a little bit of money.

I went out.

I mean, look at her.

Dad, come on.

Yes.

I heard great things about you.

I mean, Jesus.

Yeah, she's got a-- yeah, OK.

All right, let's talk about this.

I mean--

Don't be mad.

I know it's different, but I mean, you know.

So you married a stripper?

Dancer.

Dancer.

Hold on.

Let me tell you this real quick.

Yes.

I got a lap dance.

You know how I like the hummer, you know, when she--

you know, the girl goes down and does a little--

yeah, you know.

I was sold, Dad.

I just, you know--

I need your approval, though.

You already married her, right?

Well, I mean, yeah.

Engaged, almost.

Oh, you're just engaged.

Yes.

Oh, OK.

Yeah.

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