My Stepson’s Blue Balls

What's wrong?

I just don't feel good.

Alright, what hurts?

Well, it's just kind of hard to explain.

Well, I came home for lunch today.

I came home early and your dad was telling me that you've missed three days of school.

And you really need to, we need to figure out what's going on, whether I have to take you to the doctor or what.

Because you can't miss any more school.

I don't want you to end up being a dumbass like, you know, most people are now, not having an education.

Well, I mean, I make straight A's. I'm trying to do good.

I know you make straight A's, and that's the reason why we want to keep it that way.

We want you to go to school and to make good grades.

If not, then you're going to end up failing out or they're going to end up failing you because you're missing days of school.

Well, I didn't miss that many.

Three days, and now did you miss all of today, or did you go to school this morning?

I didn't go this morning. I still have this pain.

Alright, hold on one second.

You're not going to tell Dad that I missed another day, are you?

We didn't, son, we need to get this figured out, okay?

Okay, mommy.

It's kind of embarrassing.

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