My Stepson Needs To Be Taught A Lesson

Coffee please.

Coffee.

Wait for this to boil.

She's fit for play.

Get inside now!

Oh boy.

Max! Neighbours! What the fuck?

I can't help it. You go round dressed like that.

How fucking dare you?

I'm coming out to play, aren't I?

So you think it's acceptable to stand out in the middle of the garden in daylight while the neighbours are watching, having a wank?

You go round the house dressed like that, what do you expect me to do?

There's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing.

And you shouldn't be looking anyway, you're my stepson, you should not be looking at what I'm wearing.

I'm a real man now.

And you ain't getting much really, I don't hear the bed noises from those corn upstairs.

That is not your place to say.

Come on now.

Oh, you cheap little fucker.

Not much is happening really, is there?

Oh dear, wait till I tell your father.

Wait till I tell your father.

I think I'm better than my father.

Max, behave yourself.

Max, what are you doing?

I'm better, innit?

Max, what are you doing?

You know you want it.

Don't you... Stop it.

You know you want it.

See?

Just don't tell your father.

Deal.

You did take after Daddy.

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