My Stepmom's Mid-Life Crisis - Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films
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My Stepmom's Mid-Life Crisis - Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films
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Hey Jane, what's going on?
Hey Wade, what's up honey?
What are you doing?
God, I found one of my old journals from college
and it was like all the stuff I wanted to do
before I was 40 and I'm 43 and a half.
And I've done like two things on this list.
It's like, it's really kind of depressing.
I just, I Googled the average age of a woman
and it was 79.
79?
I'm over half my life.
Like I'm beyond a midlife crisis.
I don't even know what to call this,
but I just like, I'm having crazy anxiety
and like this is, I've done nothing.
Like I've done nothing with my life.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, calm down.
This isn't a problem.
We can start knocking off things off your list today
if you want, I'll help you out.
Really?
Yeah, I got your back.
Well, skydiving?
You wanna go skydiving?
I do, I--
Ready?
You're gonna go out with that on?
Well yeah, I'm gonna go out with this on.
Fun night.
Oh my God.
And we're home alone tonight, you know.
Oh my goodness.
Oops.
There's another thing you can mark off your list.
I thought it was a hot dog.
I didn't even realize it was your penis.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, yes.
Oh my God, I didn't think all the fun we had today
would turn into more fun.
I didn't either.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh.
I always wanted a big one to play with.
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