My step mom likes my boyfriend too

Because I don't want to get you pregnant.

Mom?

Yes, sweetheart, I'm here.

Whoa, your mom's here?

Don't, Michael, relax.

I'm here as an ally.

Sweetheart, now you're a champ.

You're an NBA champ, and it's time for you to lose your virginity.

Sweetheart, you cannot go to the NBA unless you lose your virginity.

So you're going to have sex with my daughter and myself.

Wait, what?

Oh, yeah.

Both of you?

Why?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'll tell you why.

Because no self-respecting man would ever go to the NBA unless he loses his virginity.

I don't think that's a rule.

Oh, it is, honey.

It's a rule of life.

What?

And not to mention, I'm fixed, so I can't get pregnant.

So what do you say, two for one?

It's your lucky night, Michael.

So I get to come inside of you?

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

What do you think?

Babe, you're okay with this?

Totally okay with it.

Do you guys talk about this?

Maybe.

Babe, you're okay with this?

Totally.

So I get to come inside your mom?

Oh, yeah.

You get to come inside this MILF pussy, and I am fixed.

I am fixed so good that you won't even have to worry about knocking this old broad up.

Oh, okay.

As long as no one gets pregnant.

No.

Of course not.

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