My pussy smells so fucking amazing that I can't stop smelling my fingers to actually press the button to stop filming!

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This is the last few minutes of the 16 minute long pissing video where I returned home from a sausage and cider festival a little bit tiddly and desperately needing a pee. I then get carried away chatting to you! And go to relocate to have a wank but get so distracted by how utterly incredible my fingers smell when I rubbed a little tickle on my nose that it doesn't happen to the extent you'd hope a wank would. Honestly though, I couldn't help laughing as I watched back the video to make sure it was okay (don't want any glimpses of the noisy wannabe co-star you hear in the background!) so if you're a fan of me, as a person, and not just my body, then I suspect you may be a fan of this video too. I can't be too sure, but I think this is what folks, well fellas, mean when they say there's just something about me which makes me so different, unique, captivating. Either way, I hope you enjoy this slightly different, (hopefully?) fun video!

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thingies, something, I don't know, I don't even know what I'm talking about.

Um, oh!

Oh, that smells good.

Oh, thanks for grabbing the batting for me, bird!

Yay!

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I think he's telling me to go and skin up.

Um.

My pussy just smells so fucking amazing.

Looks like I've got a moustache.

It's also like, I've got freckles.

It's like my fricking nose is red compared to the rest of my face.

I've got like freckles down here.

They make it look like I've got a fucking moustache.

And even when I go and pull all of the hairs out, it still looks like I've got a fucking moustache.

So, hm.

Right, um.

Something.

Tea.

I'm just gonna do tea.

Tea and sniff.

Yay, yay, yay.

I probably ought to put the rest of my cider.

Um.

Cider.

That's just enough.

I've been ***** today.

I might have that for breakfast.

Oh my god, I've got a lot of tidying up to do for breakfast.

No.

Oh, fuck me.

Right.

Hang on, say goodbye.

Say goodbye.

Ooh.

No, pup.

Oh my god.

It smells amazing.

It's flattering, isn't it?

Oh, it's almost like you're just here with me.

And something, something.

Right.

Tea is happening.

No, I don't know.

Hot chocolate is probably a better thing.

Right, okay.

Definitely say goodbye now.

Goodbye.

I don't want to stop sniffing my fingers, but I need to turn the phone off.

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