My Neighbor Has Been Weird Lately

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During the evening, Bunny Colby sees a lot of strange lights coming from her neighbor Alex Coal's backyard. When she sees a spaceship, she realizes maybe Alex isn't who she pretends to be.

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Are you ready?

Bunny.

What?

Bunny, what's that? Look.

What are you talking about?

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Bunny, it's a UFO in our neighbor's yard.

Look, I know she's a little quirky,

but it's not nice to make fun of her.

Bunny, there's a UFO in the neighbor's yard.

Oh my god, what is that?

I don't know.

Oh my god, what the fuck is that?

Is that a UFO?

Yeah, I think it is.

Oh my god, we have to go help Alex.

Yeah, we have to go save Alex. Come on.

Come on. Let's get Alex.

Alex?

Alex?

Bunny.

Jezebel.

Lovely day today, isn't it?

Um, late.

So you two little lovebirds

can scamper off to the bedroom

and copulate.

And I'll be right here.

I don't mind at all. I'll wait.

Wait. You want to have sex right now?

Yes.

While you're just here hanging out in our kitchen?

Uh-huh. And you're just going to completely avoid

the subject of the UFO in your yard?

Absolutely.

No? No.

No.

So, is there anything

we could work on

to help with your dry spell?

What?

Dry spell? Yes.

No, no, no. We're not in a dry spell.

We just had sex last week.

Wait.

Oh, we were working all week and we got tired

and we fell ****** early.

There was that time like two weeks ago?

Yeah. Oh, wait.

That's when your mom called and we just

tucked in for the night.

That's true. I guess it has been a while.

They're going to call the police.

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