My MILF boss

That would be the third time this month.

I can't get one on such short notice.

I think it's time you got a babysitter like the rest of us.

If you want to keep working here,

I need you to be more reliable.

I can't give you the day off.

Hold on.

Come in.

Hey, ***.

Excuse me?

It's Principal Marcer to you.

I'm not your ***********friend.

Who said anything about a girlfriend?

I just thought we were cool.

Just because you're in here all the time

doesn't mean we're cool.

And I thought we agreed to not get in any more trouble.

What'd you do this time?

Well, um, let me see.

My parents wouldn't sign the permission slip

for me to participate in sex ed today,

so the teacher sent me here.

I see.

Some **** just aren't that mature.

What?

I don't...

I've made sex plenty of times.

First off, let's start here.

Come here, guy.

I was really happy.

You know, I've been watching you all year long, playing your games, getting all hot and sweaty in your tight little shorts.

What kind of principal would I be if I didn't educate you?

Yeah.

Yeah, this is getting a little hot in here.

Yeah, cool off.

Yeah, that definitely helped.

Yes.

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