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So, yes, I was playing soccer with my son today

and he injured me.

So I'm really, I know it's really like noticed

and you're probably fully booked,

but it would be really great if you had a free time.

Oh, yes, 3 p.m.?

Great, yes, I'll take it.

Thank you, thank you, I'll see you then, thank you.

Bye.

Bloody asshole.

Oh, the ***.

Oh, hello.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, I'm Yasmin, I have a 3 p.m. appointment.

Hi, how are you?

I'm Chrissy.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Are you all right there?

Well, no, not really.

What happened?

My little shit of a son, Derek,

he called me onto the soccer field.

He thought it would be fun, you know,

just to call me out there, show him his new trick

that he's been learning playing soccer.

Yeah, and he threw that ball right at me.

As you can tell, I'm not appropriately dressed

for playing soccer.

I'm here out in flip flops.

I thought he would have taken it.

Yeah, no, you're definitely not.

No, a bit more care, but no.

He threw that ball right at me and then just went whack.

I went flop right on the floor

like I was doing the splits.

Yes, like I was doing the splits.

I have not done the splits since I was a teenager

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