My Hot Step-Aunt Catches Me Spying On Her in the Shower - Mellanie Monroe

I don't know who booked this plane,

but they're sure as hell gonna have some cheap family.

That's for sure.

Oh well, I'm married into it,

I knew it was a little bit cheap,

but I didn't know it was that cheap,

'cause I need a drink right now.

You know, me and your Uncle Joe,

like, only a couple of people in the family know this,

and this is not the right place to like announce it,

and you know, just, yeah,

but we're going through a pretty bad divorce.

Really? - Yeah.

Super bad?

It's been rough, like, it's been rough, like, yeah.

I know how you feel.

Me and my ex-girlfriend just broke up recently

of like two years.

Aw. - Yeah, her name's Jessica.

Yeah. - Yeah.

Well, what happened?

Oh, it's a long story.

I wanna hear something, like,

did you break up with her, or did she break up with you?

Or was it mutual?

It was like mutual.

We both had our issues, you know?

Aw. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, she shouldn't have broke up with you

'cause you're just a little cute, you're so handsome.

Aw, thanks.

I mean, you have cute hair, you have pretty eyes,

like, why would not any ********** want you?

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