'My Dick's Been Hard For 3 Days Doc, It Won't Go Down!'
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Starring Dante Colle, Dillon Diaz, Zoe Sparx
發佈者 BiPhoria
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Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me.
I was just coming in to tell you that the doctor will be with you very soon.
He's just with another patient at the moment.
Okay.
And, um, you had the erectile issue, was it?
Or was there something else you were here for?
Just the erectile issue? Like that isn't enough?
I've been hard for days! I mean, look at it!
Wow. That is definitely erect.
Um, for how many days?
I don't know. Um, it was the Cape Cod Oyster Eating Contest, so about Saturday?
Saturday. Hmm. So about three days.
That's not good. Have you ejaculated at all?
I've tried. I've been jerking off for three days.
I don't...
Do you want to give it a try?
I'm sorry.
Oh, hi. What's going on here?
This is our patient who has the erectile issue.
He's been hard for several days and it won't go down.
Hmm. Well, that sure is a hard cock.
Let me get a closer look at that.
I'm Dr. Diaz. Why don't you get me up to speed? What's happening with this?
I was in an oyster eating contest on Saturday and I've been hard ever since.
I've been fucking like a motherfucker.
Hmm. Oysters, you say? You know, they are nature's aphrodisiac.
Very high in zinc and dopamine. Builds massive amounts of semen.
Hmm. So how many of those did you consume?
I had 256.
256?! Damn, man, they are the Viagra of the sea.
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