My Best Friend Totaled My Car and Now He's Gonna Make it up to Me

The car is just a material thing...but if you really wanna pay me back I can think of a few ways

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I'm just happy you're okay.

But I like completely totaled your car.

That's what insurance is for.

It's a good thing I remembered to put you on as a driver.

Okay?

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You have no idea how fucking worried I was, alright?

When you called me and the first thing you said was "I got into a wreck," I jumped out

of my chair and ran out the door ready to run to the hospital to come check on you,

okay?

I was so relieved when you told me you were okay.

That's all that matters to me.

The car is just a fucking material thing.

I can get a new car.

I just feel so bad. I'm not gonna be able to sleep until I make it up to you.

Well, as they say, a debt unpaid is not easily forgotten.

So, if you feel like you want to make it up to me...

Um, well, uh, help me think about it.

Well, let's think.

You can't cook.

I do all of the cooking here.

Um, you can't clean.

I do all of that too.

Um, you don't have any contacts or any hookups that could really help me in any way.

Um, and you don't really have any skills that I know of.

So, what are you going to do to make this up to me?

What do you have?

Um, well, I do have a warm, wet mouth and a nice, tight ass.

I don't know if those qualify as skills per se, but they're certainly commodities.

You know what?

I accept your offer.

I think I'll take a little bit of both.

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My best friend totaled my car and now he's gonna make it up to me