Mortal Kombat A XXX Parody
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Mortal Kombat A XXX Parody
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Oh, forget it!
Welcome, Earth Warriors, to Mortal Kombat.
May you choose your champion wisely, as conquest spares no bone or blood.
Raiden promised me fame, glory, an audience.
Your Hollywood career is dead.
And now, my personal assassin.
My lord.
Who dares challenge a princess of Outworld?
I'm pretty unforgettable.
Ha! It would take infinite earthbeers to forget your vulgar face.
Stepfather, I will cut the foolish grin from his face, and take his manhood too.
Let Mortal Kombat begin!
Round one.
Fight!
Katana wins!
Round two.
Fight!
Tough break babe, but that's just show business.
No! I don't want to believe you.
Open your eyes, Shao Kahn is a maniac.
I wonder what an Earthrealmer would feel like inside of me.
Kitana! What is the meaning of this?
I will finish him, after I rightfully take what's mine.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Oh, Johnny.
Oh, you ready?
Yeah.
Mm.
Are you gonna tease me?
Just a little bit.
Mm.
Do you deserve it?
I think I deserve it.
Yeah, you think?
I beat you fair and square.
I earned it.
Oh, you earned it?
Yeah.
Then here you go, enjoy it.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, yes!
Mm, yeah.
Mm.
Yes.
You like that?
Oh, I love it, Earthrealmer.
Mm.
Mm.
Some more of Calic.
Oh!
Yes.
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God!
Oh, the cog feels so good sliding in the sand.
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