Morning latina step mom

So I just got a little bone to pick with you.

What's up?

You are an awesome stepmom,

but I was just curious about them weird nocturnal noises

that was going on last night

with you and your douchebaggalo BF, the new guy.

Douchebag, come on.

Brad is cool.

Look, I know you didn't get along with my dad,

but guess what, he's a little douchey.

Little douchey.

Ice cream man, you know what that means.

Gross, fur, clown outfits and all that weird fucking,

blowing on fucking slide whistles and weird shit.

You just need to get to know him.

You don't even know anything about him, honestly.

Well, if you'd stop sneaking him in at night,

maybe I might get the proper introduction.

I work all day, and then--

Fuck all night, obviously.

Play at night, yeah.

It's none of your business, honestly.

It becomes one's business when noises permeate the room.

Oh, come on.

Dude, it's like a fucking sonic boom

every time you guys are smashing.

I'm a little jealous, honestly.

Jealous?

Well, yeah, I mean--

Don't you have a girlfriend?

That's different.

I mean-- - That's different.

It is different, it's like--

Hey, stop, stop.

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