Money always gets the pussy
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When Vanessa Sky is visiting her stepgrandpa Marcus London, he realizes that she's a little golddigger so he concocts a plan to trick her into thinking he just won the lottery.
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Sean Connery is so hot.
Oh really?
Yeah.
You know what, if he wasn't hot and rich and like super famous, you wouldn't give him the time of day.
That's not true. He has class and charm.
And money and yeah.
Can you turn this over? I want to check my loto pics.
Fine.
Thank you.
Nothing on that line.
Nothing on that one.
Hmm.
Seven.
Fourteen.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Thirty four.
Thirty five.
Thirty six!
I won! I won! I won! I won!
We won!
What?
We won!
What do you mean we won? I won!
I paid for the tickets, it's my ticket! I won! I won!
I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm fucking, fucking rich!
I'm rich! I'm fucking, fucking rich!
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want two hundred grand.
Yeah, on the favourite.
Exactly. Yeah, of course I can bloody afford it.
Yeah, I just picked up some money, didn't I?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Yeah, right, do it. Yeah, the whole lot.
Everything.
Everything. I'm good for it, I just told you, I had a little windfall.
Lovely. Sweet. Cool.
I'll see you later.
I'll buy you a drink when I win.
Bye.
Ah, looks nice. Doing a good job.
You shouldn't be betting all your money on horses.
Why not? What else am I going to spend it on?
There's so many better things for you to spend your money on.
What like? Nice suit? Tell me what? What else?
Like family.
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