Mommy HAD to get naked to do some cleaning cos she got far too hot and sweaty to stay clothed!

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Not your normal type of porno! But then I'm not your normal kind of girl. Okay, so after a large latte got spilt on the sofa I needed to wash the cushion! But it wouldn't fit in the washing machine, so I stuck it in the bath. Where it was not only too big to fit, it also became impossibly heavy to lift and swish about. So I grabbed the bathroom stool, put it on top of the cushion, sat on it and started rocking it from side to side to squish it about. It was like being in a fucking sauna though! So naturally I had to get naked. And being naked? Naturally lends itself to video making, right? Right! So I went and grabbed my phone and this is the result.

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Hey there, how's Trix?

As you can see, I might be a bit sweaty and needing to get in a bath or shower myself.

But now, we're just gonna do some washing of the cushion.

Listen to the sound.

It's like a giant fart.

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So, what I'm doing here is washing a sofa cushion that is too big for the bath.

And the reason it's in a bath is because a bucket of latte got spilled on it.

So, I'm just...

My...

Where's my latte?

And the minions, being minions.

And it's like I'm not getting a spoon on this thing.

Which...

Um...

Yeah, uh...

Instead of it going cheesy, I thought I would pop it in the bath and give it a wash.

And then, once I've done this rinse, initial rinse, and some shampoo, maybe some conditioner,

I thought... well, it's not I thought, it's gonna be put in the tumble dryer.

Because otherwise, it's gonna take forever to dry.

God knows how old this sofa is though.

And now...

Ooh, look at the water.

Oh my god, look at the sweat.

Alright. I'm gonna get back to two-handing it.

I shall catch you later.

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