Mommy couldn't make it to the loo in time, be a good boy and come clean up this mess
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Heading to the loo an hour or two after first needing to, and thinking it'd make a good video, I stopped to get the light for me phone so that you could see better… Which unfortunately, or indeed fortunately, meant that I'd already starting peeing by the time I'd started pulling my trousers and undies down! Only, you can't see the initial leakage because I've had to start wearing panty liners for such accidents whenever I drink proper coffee! And so, seeing as I'd already started pissing my pants, I carried on as I know it's something several of you fellas have requested seeing such a video!
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Oh Jesus Christ!
Right, so I've just been...
Oh! Fuck me!
Ah! No, okay, okay, wow!
Ah!
Oh, jeez!
So, I had a proper coffee this morning,
and I just, wow, got...
Ah, fuck!
So, accidentally took the dog out without taking my morning pain killers.
And then we ended up going for a stomp,
which involved going up hills,
instead of walking along flat,
like I had planned.
Oh, jeez!
And then that...
Oh, fuck!
So, I was in a lot of pain when we got home,
and then...
Dived into bed.
Whilst the pain killers kicked in,
and I needed to dive in the shower as well.
But my cat has just been kind of curled up on me,
and you know what it's like with cats.
So I was like, "I'm just going to stay here for as long as possible,
as long as possible, and I'll make a video, and it'll be awesome!"
And then, yeah...
Oh, it's me fiddling around, getting this thing on the go.
That made me wet myself.
And it's probably made it a very good video for you.
Yeah, better than it would have been if...
I hadn't flapped around.
But then if I hadn't flapped around, you wouldn't have been able to see what I was up to.
So, ah, jeez.
That was really annoying.
Look at this.
Well, because I started drinking coffee, like proper coffee,
I started butting fucking tenner ladies.
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