Mommy borrows the Car

So?

I'm not letting you borrow my car again, Mom.

Come on, I'll be back in like an hour or so.

Last time you got ***** and you scratched it up and you brought it back with no gas in it and you tried to lie to me about it.

That big scratch on the side, I know you did it.

No, I didn't do it. I didn't even... I think it was done in the parking lot, but I didn't do it.

Well, it happened while you were driving the car.

Well, I'm sorry about that, but I need to borrow your car.

I gotta go hang out with my friends and they're all coming from work and they're not coming this way.

Or I'd get them to pick me up.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

Come on, son. I'll be so careful, I promise.

What makes you think I'm gonna believe you?

How about I could do something for you?

What would that be?

Well...

I know you haven't been late in a while.

That's none of your business.

Why are you teasing me?

Because...

I know what you want.

Oh, look. It looks like it's already wet.

Hmm...

Should I get some?

That's a good start.

Come on.

Why don't you play with it for a few minutes and I'll think about it?

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