Mom Says, "April fools? Your dick was inside me!"

What's the deal?

What the fuck is this?

I just thought we should have a healthy breakfast.

We've been binging on snacks and cookies ever since we started this swap.

April fools!

Oh, fuck.

I'll go get your real breakfast ready.

Honey, come help me with the dishes.

Sure, sweetie.

Oh my god, she got us so good.

I know, right?

The question is, how are we going to get you there?

Got it.

So, swap dad comes home every day from work, right?

He takes a shower.

Then, right afterwards, he goes straight to the room and takes a nap.

With swap mom.

I think they're fucking.

And so what?

So, here's the idea.

You go in there while he's in the shower.

Tell him swap mom said they're going to switch rooms, right?

You go lay in the bed.

He thinks you're her.

So, you want me to pretend to be her?

Yeah.

I like it.

And then, if he starts getting freaky on you,

then you be like, "April fools!"

Yeah, I can totally do that.

I like it.

Let's do it.

Yeah?

Hey, boss says we're all switching rooms.

And you guys are going to have mine,

and I'm going to have yours.

Okay, got it.

Change rooms.

Right.

I'm going to move my stuff, okay?

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