Mofos - Stranded Teens - Valentina - Valentinas Dirty Little

Mofos - Stranded Teens - Valentina - Valentinas Dirty Little Secret

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Hey, any chance you're leaving?

I'm not leaving right now. You're the 15th person that's asking today. I'm really stressed

out. Sorry.

Alright. Sorry for asking. I just, it's, behind you is a yellow marker so I just wanted to

make sure, I didn't, I mean...

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No, it's not again. I locked my keys inside my car and I came to take my friends to the

beach. No one's picking up the phone. It's a tow-away zone. They're going to tow my car

without having my keys and no one can help me right now so I'm not moving.

Okay. Alright. Wow. I mean, is there anything I can do to help? I kind of feel bad.

There's nothing you can do to help.

You sure?

I don't know who can help me get the keys outside the car. If you have a Slim Jim, you

have something like that, that would be perfect. Other than that, I have no time for this.

I don't have a Slim Jim. You called your friends?

No one's picking up. I'm on the phone right now. No one's picking up. No one cares. And

as to that, there's somebody behind you, rushing you so...

Well, fuck them. I'm more concerned about you right now than them. Fuckin' tell them

to go around.

Is there a way you can help me?

Fuck you, dude.

Excuse me.

Um, fuck. I mean, I'm still...

Yeah, I'm going to do this fast because sooner or later they're going to tow my car.

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