Mofos - Pervs On Patrol - Lacey Vega - Rebound Lay

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What are you doing?

I'm taking a bus.

Why are you taking a bus?

Because I have a job.

Oh.

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So I had to take my fucking car.

Wait, what?

Yeah, he took my fucking car.

Who did?

My ex-boyfriend.

You broke my wheel?

Yeah, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

He's chasing me here right now.

He's pissing me off.

I'm so embarrassed that I'm pissed.

Wait, wait, wait.

Yo.

He broke up with you?

Yeah, he got me.

And he took the car?

He took the car because he said he paid for more than half of it.

He loved that car.

I know. I'll get a new one, but I gotta take this stupid bus.

I'm sitting there eating across the street.

I'm like, holy fuck.

I'm like, no way, that's Lacey.

I'm like, what are you doing taking a bus?

Yeah, I'm really embarrassed that I'm taking a bus.

Like, how do you go from my nice car to a bus?

I know.

That's what I'm saying.

When did you break up?

About two weeks ago.

But he's still going to that face where he's deciding just to be a douchebag.

I told--

Did I not warn you, though?

No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be like, I told you so, but--

Yo, I never liked your boyfriend.

Your fucking Greg was an ass.

He is a total douchebag.

So, are you seriously going to wait for the bus?

Yeah.

I mean, my car is around the corner. Do you want a ride?

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