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I want some video evidence this time so you can't deny it. I can always refer to the video.

Oh my gosh.

I kicked your ass today in poker.

Fine, okay, do you want to deal the hands?

Yeah.

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Don't forget.

I won't, you watched me shuffle.

So you're down to play strip poker, right?

Right, and I'm totally going to win, I just know it.

Alright, it's up to you.

Just turn these.

Alright.

Well since we're not playing betting, I'm going to play poker.

We'll just flip them all out.

Okay.

Okay, so now what you got to do is you get to take these five cards,

and then you get to take the best cards from your hand and create one five card hand, alright baby?

Okay.

So, I don't know what I'm doing, this is so complicated.

It's okay, I'm here to help you.

So I take my best card and add it to these five?

Well no, no, no, you take, you don't have to use any of these, you don't have to baby.

I don't know, I think my hand I have is pretty good.

Okay, well, I'm going to play my card stuff.

So I have a full house.

I have the two, two, and two, that's three twos, and then two threes.

What do you got baby?

You're an ace, that's not bad.

Yeah?

I still win.

Yeah.

You got to lose something, I say the shirt first.

Alright, alright.

I like staring at you.

With the camera on?

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