MissaX - Coach Driller Charlie Forde

Well, he's not exactly a team player, and he tends to run his mouth when the other guys are doing drills.

And he's not easily manipulated as all the other 18-year-olds on his team.

Now, now, Holden. Let's not be telling lies in front of your stepmother.

Mom, don't believe anything this guy says. He's a liar.

What is this all about? I mean, I see my stepson at the game, and...

Then you've seen he's not exactly an athlete, now is he?

Not to mention, he doesn't really participate in any of the team-building activities after school either.

Well, I mean, he's not especially social.

He means the frat parties. And no, I don't drink. Not like all the other goons that get shit-faced or are on his team.

Honestly, Coach Driller, I don't like the way that you imply that Holden couldn't get laid. I mean, he's a handsome young man.

Mom, please drop it. You're making it worse.

I'm serious, though. You know, I remember being in college, like you boys.

The jocks run the earth. And this coach is a very typical jock.

Alright, I guess he could probably get laid if he really tried.

I mean, I'm sure there's a bunch of little geek girls that are totally horny for a guy like him.

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