MissaX - A Mother's Test Pt. 1

So tell me, who is this young strapping stud?

Oh my, you must be Darren. You know, you don't look a thing like your pictures.

Give me a hug.

Bring it in nice and tight.

Okay, that's enough, Mom.

Just being friendly.

I don't know what you were so nervous about. She seems really nice.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

Your mom never stole your college boyfriend.

I think it's kind of cool that you have a hot mom.

Yeah, it's a lot less cool when you're always the awkward *** growing up.

I was the ugly duckling while she was the swan.

Yeah, alright, I mean I get that.

But, she's just trying to be nice.

Baby, baby, hey, I only have eyes for you.

about my little angel over there.

It's right before she starts her period,

she gets a little...

Oh my gosh, you remember that time you

dyed your hair and all those designer

clothes I bought you?

She practically painted the whole bathroom black

doing it.

I've never pictured you as a goth ***.

She definitely had her

goth moment. She would listen to The Cure

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