Mind Control App TAWorship

But first of all, don't speak to me

unless you're spoken to first.

I'll speak to you when I want to speak to you.

OK.

You got my order wrong today.

Coffee was incorrect.

I know there was at least one Splenda off.

You need to be paying attention.

Close attention, because right now it's not up to par,

up to my standard as your boss.

OK.

You need to not be lounging here in my lounge

doing your work, correctly, which it hasn't been up to

at this point.

Oh.

So we should be in check.

I'm so sorry.

I will try and do better.

And I am really, really sorry that I--

You take notes, take notes.

But make sure you're doing it right,

because right now the coffee, I mean, I could barely drink it.

And again, that was just a failure.

You need to-- you need to make sure

that you're going to be doing your job correctly, which

also means not being in my lounge.

OK, well, before I leave, I just wanted to show you

something that I found.

It's actually really cool.

I think you're going to really like it.

It's this new app that I found that if you just swipe up here--

Oh, OK.

And it's a mind control app.

And now you are under my control.

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