Mein Stiefvater bumst mich immer wenn Mutter aus dem Haus ist

Mom!

Oh my god.

-Shh.

-Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Guess I'll have to go to the neighbor's house again.

-Hang on a second.

Don't tell me you locked yourself out again.

-Yes, I actually did.

I'm so sorry.

-It's all right.

-Always do it.

-Mom's not around?

-Mm-mm.

I called her name like 10,000 times.

And I guess she's not home.

-I mean, just out of curiosity, is there a reason

you don't put a key outside?

-Oh, Mom won't make me make another key.

Because of sneaking people in and being a bad girl.

-Being a bad girl?

-Yeah.

-Daisy, come on in.

It's fucking hot out there, isn't it?

-It is.

With a long *****, it's really hot.

Same old, same old.

No need to talk to me.

-Can I get you a water or anything?

-No, thank you.

But thank you anyhow.

-What about a beer?

-Uh-huh, no.

-No, you still don't drink, huh?

-Secretly, sometimes.

Still, my brother's been around.

-How's school?

-I graduate in two months, so I'm really excited for that.

-Yeah, you got a big summer coming up.

-Mm-hmm, big summer.

Bikinis.

-You have one picked out?

-Pink, hot pink, my favorite color.

-Stop it.

I'm going to be peeping over the fence.

-One in line.

-You know, I meant to ask you that, Daisy.

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