Me touching myself

of being able to play with this right here,

every day, waking up in a different state every day,

being naked anytime I am,

scrubbing me in the shower,

and reminding me to pull over and take a shower

so you can't scrub me,

doing my laundry, and keeping my truck clean.

Believe it or not, sex is not really a requirement,

but if you find this tasty,

that's not a bad thing.

If you're a guy and you wanna come live with me,

you have to be very effeminate,

and your dick has to be smaller than mine.

My personal preference would be a midget,

about two, three foot eight,

with E-cup tits,

God, that would be so fucking awesome.

Yeah, don't mind being naked,

'cause I expect you to be naked whenever I am.

Anyway, oh yeah,

and you'll wear the outfits that I will purchase for you.

How do you feel about wearing

a slave Leia costume, Leia Organa,

no underwear, on a windy day?

I think that would be groovy.

Anyway, if this concept appeals to you,

yeah, I know, my ass ain't much anymore.

But anyway, yeah, if the idea

of living with this old Batman on a truck

appeals to you, just go ahead and contact me.

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