MATURE4K. Anything Can Fucking Happen

I just--

I can't keep my dick away from every piece

of ass that walks by me.

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe I'm just a super horny thot.

I don't know what it is.

But if I don't fuck for at least every 24 hours,

I have raging blue balls.

What am I going to do?

Am I just a sex addict?

Yeah, well, it sounds like you have a sex addiction.

And that must be why your family told you

you needed to come in here, right?

I mean, honestly, I thought they brought me here

because they wanted me to purchase

a wheelchair for my penis.

Because it's just always so hard.

And I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm always touching it in public like this.

Every time I see a girl--

any ass-- oh, my god, my dick just gets hard.

And don't even get me started on boobs.

Oh, my gosh.

And with this kind of weather, I can just see all--

I can see right through their shirts.

Oh, my god.

You see those nipples?

I love them.

Oh, I mean, your feelings--

I can help you validate that those feelings are

concerning for a sex addict.

And I just want you to know that I'm here to help

in any way that I can.

Yeah, you know what else is concerning?

You know, I take a yoga class twice a week.

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