Mature girl sits on grandma's face

And I'm here for Mr Lloyd.

Mr Lloyd, oh okay.

He was supposed to pick me up at the airport but...

Oh, right.

It seems that he forgot and they had his address.

Okay, yeah, yeah, well come in, have a seat.

Oh, thank you.

That's absolutely important, the weather.

So, you've come to see Mr Lloyd?

That's right.

He's not here at the moment, unfortunately.

No, but I can give him a call and let him know you're here.

Yes, please.

So, you're Tina?

Yes.

Okay.

Yeah, he should know.

Which airport, where was he meant to pick you up from?

At the Gatwick airport.

Okay, where have you come from?

From Russia.

Oh, that's an old one.

Yeah.

Oh my goodness, wow.

And so, how did you meet him?

Oh, we haven't met.

Oh, you haven't met?

No, online.

Oh, you met online.

Yeah.

Oh, right, okay.

Now, internet.

Yeah, so you were chatting online.

Yes, everything is online these days.

Isn't it?

Yes.

Oh, right, so how come you've come over to see him?

Oh, he ordered me.

What?

Oh, he just clicked, he just picked and clicked and ordered.

And I just shipped myself.

No, come on, you're kidding me.

No.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I'm a gift.

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