Masturbating with pink

were apparently on the verge of divorce

from the ****** took place.

Prosecutors believe that in order to maintain access

to his life's inheritance, Dr. O'Bannon

had come up with a bizarre plan to have

another woman impersonator.

According to the indictment, over the last year and a half,

Dr. O'Bannon performed multiple plastic surgeries

on his co-conspirator and lover, Lisa Wolfe,

until she was virtually indistinguishable from his wife.

This wolf, seen here on the right,

and an intertaken shortly after her arrest today,

had been held without bail.

The route's been successful, but it's--

You're still getting caught up with the crime of that sexy.

I did.

There's three whole days of my life in jail.

Yeah, I know.

Speaking of which...

Um, about Valentine's Day.

Oh, yeah, thank you.

So, you know, we're still--

I don't know if you have anything to say to me.

I mean, I was going to--

What are you talking about?

Why are you talking about Valentine's?

You just checked my voicemail.

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