Masterbation 4

Hey, Grandma. It's me, Ricky.

Yeah, I'm selling magazines for school again, so I need a little bit of money.

This is the spirit of your dead husband.

He won't release me from hell unless you buy some steaks.

Yeah, now, real quick, I'm gonna need the expiration date and the three-digit code on my back.

That is very good, Doris. You passed your Alzheimer's test.

Thank you very much.

Oh, my God.

You guys are too funny.

We are, aren't we?

Yeah, do more.

Is it on?

Oh, no. Here we go.

Next week, we'll be looking at telemarketers who are conning our senior citizens out of their hard-earned pennies.

Hey, Grandma. It's me, Ricky.

I'm selling magazines for school again, so I was wondering if I could have some money to...

Old people are so stupid.