Man's Last Wish Is An Orgy With His Ex Lovers: Disruptive

I hope you all like black forest cake with a cherry on top.

It was my favorite.

How dare you invite me to a party with your deviance that you associate yourself with?

This unrepentant hustler, this goddamn town tramp, and this poor gentleman?

Lord knows what you've fucking done to him!

I'm dying.

You are all here because you're the six men I've had the most sexual relations

with in my life. Wait, wait, wait, you've only fucked six dudes? You, you, you're the one

that had the affair, aren't you? Toby, Toby, I recognize that I was selfish and

self-sabotaging in our relationship. I recognize that in order to find myself I

had to hurt you deeply. That was wrong of me, but don't let my transgressions hurt

your present relationship. I manipulated Robert just as much as you.

Brad, I do want to thank you for flying across the country and taking time off your semester to be here.

I have read about your success as a professor. Congratulations.

Thanks. That's all good and all, but what about everything else? What about him?

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