ManRoyale Sage Roux Fucks The Sheriff For A Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Sage Roux Fucks The Sheriff For A Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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I was just at the mall, I didn't steal anything.
I didn't do anything, I just got there and I was fucking rude.
Rude? R-O-U-X?
About time. I'm glad someone's here. Why am I here?
Well, you were caught shoplifting.
And we have multiple stores that have video of it.
Hundreds of dollars in clothes.
That wasn't me, I didn't do anything.
Do I look like the type to shoplift?
Like, I'm completely innocent.
All I was there doing was getting ice cream, meeting up with some friends, hanging out.
Next thing I know I have three security guards and an officer rolling up on me.
Did you pay for the ice cream?
Absolutely, you can check my wallet. I have plenty of money in there.
Okay, did you pay with cash or card?
I paid with cash.
My father is a very wealthy man.
He works in Hollywood as a director.
Like, I... I'm well off.
Well, well, well, Mr. Rue.
Got this rap sheet of yours here.
Okay.
It looks like you've been pretty busy the last couple years.
You also had an offense in January, very recently.
Now this is really going to carry some serious jail time.
Look, that wasn't me.
Like, I always get confused for the wrong person, constantly.
All the previous times I was brought in, they had the wrong person.
It's not me. Again, I constantly get confused for someone all the time.
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