Making Losers Useful

What slave is buying your car for you?

Can you pass them over to me?

Because I need a car right now.

Well, I have a couple, and depending on which car I want

will depend on which one buys.

So after I have my car and I know

which slave is going to do it, then I'll

pass the other two to you.

And then you can go shopping.

And which one buys will depend on which car you want.

Speaking of slaves, I have a story for you, OK?

What's that?

There's this one slave that I keep in my closet.

And he's like a little sissy bitch slave.

I put him outside.

He's using as a footstool when you watch TV.

As a footstool.

I use him when I want to foot massage.

I make him massage my feet.

I mean, he's just all around great.

Then he's all kinds of useful.

Yeah, he's all kinds of useful.

Can I borrow him?

You may certainly borrow him.

Oh, and he's really, really good when you break a slave,

especially if you end up killing them and you have to bury them.

That's funny.

Because he's strong.

So he does really big holds.

Yeah, he does look pretty buff.

So is he useful for a lot of things?

I've been using him for a while now.

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