Making fun of your small dick

Oh, I know you are.

I just expect you to tell me the truth before I kick you out.

But it's a really good question.

Were the girls there in the massage parlor laughing when they saw you taking your small

ugly dick out?

I bet now you are the joke of that establishment.

They are saying that "Oh, we have the smallest customer in years.

We were trying to give him the happy ending and we didn't even know if it was hard or

not.

It was that small.

And we thought he is a grower but then it remained small."

You've managed to make yourself a laughing stock with that pathetic too small cock of

yours.

What?

What about me?

I have a confession to make.

Despite the fact that I have an objectively extremely tight pussy, do you see this?

Do you see how tight my pussy is?

I could barely feel your cock every time you tried to fuck me.

Remember when I asked you "Is it in yet?" and you got offended?

Well, I genuinely didn't know if it was in or not, so why wasn't I supposed to ask?

Your cock isn't good enough to satisfy any woman.

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