Lusty Mansion, Nympho Ladies, Horny Lords

Yes, Your Lordship.

Carry on!

Would you like me to deal with those for the Lordship?

Yes. Thank you, Bates. I've finished with them.

So, how are preparations for our guests going this evening, Bates?

I haven't seen my old friend Stiffy for ages.

Good morning, Daddy.

Ah, my darling, Abbey!

I hope your shoot went well.

Why is everyone so concerned about how my shoot went this morning?

Daddy, I am so excited to meet the Stiffies.

Tonight will be my first formal dinner party at Bottomley Manor

since you and Mummy adopted Fanny and me.

Morning, darling Abby.

Morning, darling.

How was the shoot?

Wow.

I was thinking that maybe it's time that we did some shooting.

Bates, go and get Smallcock, would you?

I think it's time for a bit of tiffin.

Darling.

Nice.

Good.

Open wide.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Tim!

Cheers everybody.

I don't think we can have a clink all round,

but we can certainly--

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.