Lust Epidemic - (EP 02) - Well this sucks

What is with people and fucking car keys in this game?

You're locking them in drawers, you're fucking dropping them.

Your car keys, it's like an extension of your body.

How do you fuck that up?

Well bets on fucker, let's do this.

Hello.

Yeah you say that a lot but come on.

What do you want?

I mean look I know your girl's being pushy but fucking provide asshole.

I mean we're in a fucking school they have a cafeteria somewhere.

Hello there.

Oh god.

Yep yep that had some deja vu right there.

Hi Brad.

What up douchebag.

I can deepen my voice too.

well shit I mean that's benefit for me

what's in this basket?

sometimes there's some shit in them

nope

nope

yo newscaster lady where'd you fucking go?

oh there you are

hello

not yet hopefully soon

yeah I know we're on opposing sides at the moment

gotta sweeten the pot for me

here eat a coin

We got some hungry fuckers in here.

Like, all the food for the entire school.

Must be one giant fucking kitchen, man.

That'd be cool.

I'm not gonna lie to you, that's tempting.

I really want Carl's right now and I'm willing to face a fucking tsunami for that shit.

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