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After doing a piss which will only be available for my FapHouse fans, I whip my T-shirt off to cool down and get totally distracted by playing with my hairy bush and giving it a handlebar moustache kinda vibe.
發佈者 MistressWriggler
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Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh, this t-shirt stinks.
I had the shittest night's ***** for the,
I've got to get a spriter,
like third night in a row.
Literally all of one or two hours.
And I am feeling mildly delirious.
And it has been pissing it down with rain outside,
or it was raining when I left and then it got really sunny.
So I took my coat off and then we went in the shop and then we came outside and it
was pissing it down again.
And it's so fucking humid out there.
Jeez. Like,
it was relatively clean hair,
but it is sweaty.
Let's do the thing.
Look at my hair.
I'm going to get a bit of this old t-shirt.
For any people,
Oh my goodness. I smell good.
Any people new to me,
I hate toilet paper.
I hate the little bits of, well, partly I hate it.
And the, um, the little bits of like, uh,
what do you call it?
Like the bits of paper that come off and get stuck in your peeps.
It's horrible, right?
You don't want to see it.
You don't want to go down on it.
And, um, basically like normal toilet paper,
especially Andrex makes me really, really sore and itchy.
It's like, gives me thrush, but not actual thrush.
And, um, um, yeah,
it just makes me sore.
So I noticed that when I, uh,
use my pants to wipe myself after like cleaning my teeth before bed,
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