Louisa Misses Her Omnibus!

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In my trotters, I would clutch a large bag with the princely sum of

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Okay, everybody, Jim Slip here.

Forgive the racket of the noise of the traffic

and everything, we're down in Surrey,

and I'm gonna do my new 500 pounds challenge.

Now, the idea is, is to go up to a girl,

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offer her 500 pounds, and see if she'll do

a porn scene with me.

Now, I know I'm probably gonna get slapped

across the face and stuff, but we're gonna give it a try

and see what happens.

Now, I've spotted a really cute **********

at the bus stop.

We're gonna sneak over and have a look.

Look, now, I don't know, can you see her?

Yeah, well, there's no one the other way, so.

Yeah, all right, well, look, we're gonna give it a try.

I'm gonna use my charm and my, you know,

I'm not gonna tell her, I'm gonna try to do it--

We're not gonna get far, then, Jim.

Yeah, I know, well, I'll give it a go, right?

So, come on, let's go along.

I'm gonna do it like one of these commercials.

I'll tell you what, you go over and then call me over,

'cause she might be--

No, no, no, come with me, come with me.

We're gonna do it like a commercial.

Right, okay, let's get on with it.

If I get slapped, I get slapped.

Excuse me.

Hi.

We're a television crew shooting at the moment.

Oh, hi, nice to meet you.

I've got a proposition to make.

Sure.

What do you do, are you a student or something like that?

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