Long haired brunette tasked to wear out two massive throbbers

Ah, that's very strange. There must be a cock-up at the office.

Well, we need to come and see you. My name's Bendover, like I say.

This is Kai. And we're here. We're from the DUU.

The DUU? Yeah, surely you've heard of the DUU. No.

Oh, it's the department... It's a new department,

just been formed by the coalition government.

It's a quango, you know. It's the Department of Unacceptable Underwear.

No. No? No. Oh, well, I'm sorry about that.

Living Marxism. It's hardly the sort of thing that a ********** should be reading.

But anyway, so, yeah, back to the matter at hand.

So, because we've been told, we had a report, actually,

that you in particular were behaving quite badly

with regard to the undergarments that you were wearing,

and so we're here to sort of inspect...

Supposedly you've been flashing them at people.

Well, apparently, yeah. Apparently you've been flashing.

Not intentionally, I hasten to add,

but the thing is that apparently the underwear you're wearing,

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