LOAN4K. Naive student can get money only if she satisfies

You don't have anybody that would co-sign for you, do you?

No.

No?

And you don't have a job right now?

No, no job.

No job.

Like, you don't have any credit cards or anything?

See, because at your age you need to get some credit cards to build up credit.

And if you apply for some credit cards, then maybe rack up some credit, come back.

Because I need a guarantee in order to loan you some money,

whether it be your job, a co-signer, or something that's between me and you.

And that would be, basically, I will take some naked pictures of you for a collateral.

What?

Yeah.

And I won't show anybody as long as you pay me back.

Oh, now I have to think about it.

Think about it?

Okay.

Okay, well, come back after you think about it if you want to borrow the money.

Okay.

I can tell you what, I'll loan you even more.

I'll loan you $700 if you let me take pictures of you.

And I won't show anybody as long as you pay me back.

Alright.

Okay?

Great.

So, come have a seat at my desk.

At your desk?

Yeah, I want to see you lying.

So, there's actually a camera over there, a ************era.

So, as long as you get naked, I'll have collateral.

So, take them off.

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