LOAN4K. Alluring beauty doesn’t mind using her body

So it says here you do work, but you don't have a 9-5 job?

No, I mean I'm a dancer, so. Oh, you're a dancer. Yeah.

Where do you dance? At my house.

No, this club that I work for.

So is it go-go dancing? Is it?

You could say something like that. Is it tapas?

It could be. So you make decent money.

But still, if you work at a strip bar, we can't use that as legitimate employment.

You work on tips, right?

Trust me, believe you me, I'll do anything to pay back my loan. I'm not that kind of person.

So, yeah, unfortunately there's nothing we can do with the company.

I would loan you the money personally if you guaranteed me something.

Like I said, there's nothing I'm going to do to get this loan. I've been working really hard for this.

So I make special deals for pretty girls like you sometimes.

I need collateral, so if you'll show me your body and I can take some pictures.

I'm sorry?

Yeah, take some pictures, and that way I know you're not going to rip me off.

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