Little dick loser! As me and Noir Sahara stand here clenching our acceptably sized cocks we summon you to show us yours!

I can't even see it from here

Come a little bit closer

Maybe if you give us a closer look

He's got no chance

Let's be honest

He has got no chance of us seeing that tiny little peck of that

I mean it is just skin really

I feel sick

It's not even funny

Sometimes little dicks are cute

Oh it's kind of cute at least

But no that's just making me want to *****

Actually

You should put a bow on it

And dress it up

Maybe some little dolly eyes or something

Yeah like dress it up like a little princess or something

Princess would be very apt I think

I don't think you can take his eyes off of our giant monster

I know are you even listening?

Hello are you even listening?

Look at how impressive these are

Because no one is going to want to go near what you've got

Look at how much more impressive these are

I think they'd rather try and stick your balls in their vagina

It might give them a little bit more satisfaction

I'm not even sure that would stretch me

This would

This definitely would

This would feel incredible

But no one said that about yourself